Okay so apparently an Epitaph is a type of poem, based off the list I’m using,* and it’s something you write on someone’ tombstone.
My Old Macbook
8,509 photos forever Now in heaven.
My Dog That Died From Choking on a Bone and I Tried to Give Him the Heimlich, but Instead, I shifted One of His Hip Disks and I Paralyzed Him So We Put Him Down, But I’m Not Traumatized So You Can Put That Question Away.
I Lived as I Died… With breathing issues.
Sarah Jafei Pollitt
A brave soul who, Not only cut her own bangs, But tried to go blonde.
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