I’ve downloaded the new Update on my life and it’s all just a ruse to get me to buy a newer, better body. It has a slower metabolism, refuses to recharge to stay up until late hours of the night watch
It’s time for Pumpkin Spice seasonal depression. Let’s bring in this spooky season with some spooky thoughts! “What are you going to do with your life?”, “You have no friends,” “You’re never going to
His name was Paul. Pimple Paul. And he had big dreams. When he was only a day old, his mother, Mrs. Blackhead, told him he could be anything he wanted to be. So he chose to be a skydiver. Now, seeing